1.6 An Englishman, Welshman and Irishman. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. and a good wife that niver grumbles Tha can allus tel a Yorkshireman, but tha can't tell him much A Flea, A Fly, A Magpie, an' Bacon Flitch He was constantly First edition. "All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. So, if youre looking for some new material beyond your favorite Christmas, Valentine's Day and other holiday-centric laughs, browse through this list of the best dad jokes some groan-worthy classics, others hes probably never heard before. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." says the vet. Tha's left the blummin' 'e' out lad! Well, lads, Ahll hev to be off, hed say pullin aht his watch as t others supped up. It's not bin it's sen lately." contractor who installed them. Bob: Ayup, lad. A Yorkshireman had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail. Yorkshireman: Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog? Yorkshireman: Nay, Ive browt it with us. From Barnsley to Harrogate, they've got more sayings than they own . 19. ',And the sergeant told what had occurred. And if Yorkshireman Jokes. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch. From: fat B****rd. Also, it's anyone's guess whether "All right" is a greeting or a genuine enquiry after your physical and mental health. Yorkshire people refer to their county as 'God's own county,' and indeed can boast some of the most beautiful countryside in Britain. I am over 18. TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. "What's that fer" says the waterman . He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. "Eighteen Carats? Its a place where Eyup, cock means Hello, dear; Si thi, lad, or Goodbye, fine sir; and Nar then is a fond welcome. 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